krops_vont
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You got any nanite paste? I burnt out from looking at those engines.
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Psst, hey. Want to head to my place? Its a wormhole full of hard knocks (the n is silent).
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I'll give you a hot drop out back for a 20. 40 for a blitz.
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Yo girl you better be ready I am gonnna bring my capital into that wormhole. Get ready i'm about to collapse dat hole.
I got love making to V. -
Baby, I want to take you out to my krab hole.
Wanna bump titans?
I opened her bridge up and threw a freighter load in.
I was dancing at the club and a chick asked me if I wanted to dance. I asked her if I could add her on my contacts list. I unchecked sending her a notification of red. She was a spy I knew it. Her dress had noobman alt all over it. I asked her if she knew where I could find a fleet of domi's. I surely got her now.
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[01:00:26] mac > I went up to this chick and said, "I'm a space pirate, mind if I plunder that booty? Its out of this world."
All the fucker does is gank ships but I guess she won't know the difference...