ayeson

Hail, mighty alliance!
 
I represent a tiny corporation Victorum Out Mortis living in J170845 system.
In recent days your presence has become unavoidable with all-seeing scouts and logoff fleets, so we are facing the choice of leaving wh-space in nullsec.
I have heard you offer rent for some corporations. 
So I thought that if we could pay a reasonable rent we could become citizens of your mighty empire.
 
Sincerely, Ettox 1.

I loaded up the game, created my new space commander, got into my ship, did the pre-flight checklist with my new $60 joystick.  Then the controls were in reverse so I slammed into the fucking station and fired my weapons and got fined for most of the credits I started out with.